Friday, 14 November 2008

Beautiful girl, stay with me.

So here I am, on the other side of the world having an excellent time. I have loads to report back on but only have limited internet time so will give you a brief run down for now and write proper tomorrow.

  • Kangaroos are soft and furry, I should know, I touched one. That's right.
  • Wallabees look like tiny scamping joeys.
  • The Australian folk are very friendly and welcoming.
  • All the men are hunks of spunk. Which sounds disgusting but is actually amazing.
  • When I had a steak the menu described the preparation as "once the cow's horns are chopped off and its arse is wiped, its ready to serve" and it didn't even put me off.
  • Wine tasting tours mean drinking alot and making friends with all on tour.
  • The men out here are hunks of spunks.
  • The Great Ocean Road is loooong but the waves are massive and I did splashing without a care in the world for sharks.
  • There are too many flies.
  • The australian verion of "This Morning" is better than our version. Seriously.
  • Singapore is HOT.
  • All the hostels smell the same.
  • My feet are raw from burnage.
  • I had reflexology and it hurt.
  • Koalas are well moody.

More detail tomorrow. BYE! You're all asleep now and I'm typing! hahah! I'm typing and you're all asleep. If you're in England, you're all asleep.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any photos?

Leanne Diggins said...

Loads and LOADS. Just not got round to putting them up yet. The one of the kanga is great!