OMG! I am CRAP CRAP CRAP! I haven't written for DAYS! WEEKS EVEN!! Ok its months. I'm sorry. I wouldn't be saying sorry normally but people are still revisiting the page so I feel its only right to comment.
Here is an update:
I AM ENGAGED (sorry lads!)
I have got a job - back at MTV
I'm still a heffer (just not AS heffy as I was before)
I've been sticking to my five a day.
I'm 31 and in my PRIME (according to the Metro)
I went to Tel Aviv recently with work and to leave the country was an ULTIMATE nightmare. This is because I've been to Marrakesh before. I had my bags searched three times - I was taken to a secret room and questioned, had my shoes taken away - my hair unclipped and searched (I did have a rather large 'hive that day) and my phone text messages checked. I don't think a text saying "Everyone speaks hebrew!" is that much for them to worry about. Either way I was eventually escorted to the plane (I'm flying British Airways don't you know!) with an armed guard man - who had a hand like Jeremy Beadle.
Anyway - what else has been going on? Yes that's right, I'm engaged! My boyfriend went to my ma and pa's and asked for their permission and then presented me with a very beautiful ring on the first night of our hols. It wasn't as romatic as I think he would have liked owing to the Spain V's Germany match (we were in Spain). The German supporters kept blowing their Vuvu's and the Spanish were retaliating by honking their horns and letting off bangers. But we got there in the end and I said YES. So there we have it.
Yup I got a job back at MTV - mainly Project Managing and its much fun and lovely to be back.
And finally in light of the above - Catface Comedy can return as I have the cash to over see it now. SO! watch this space for dates.
I'll write proper soon. I do really hope you're ok. Thanks for staying with me.