Beautiful girl, stay with me.

So here I am, on the other side of the world having an excellent time. I have loads to report back on but only have limited internet time so will give you a brief run down for now and write proper tomorrow.

• Kangaroos are soft and furry, I should know, I touched one. That's right.
• Wallabees look like tiny scamping joeys.
• The Australian folk are very friendly and welcoming.
• All the men are hunks of spunk. Which sounds disgusting but is actually amazing.
• When I had a steak the menu described the preparation as "once the cow's horns are chopped off and its arse is wiped, its ready to serve" and it didn't even put me off.
• Wine tasting tours mean drinking alot and making friends with all on tour.
• The men out here are hunks of spunks.
• The Great Ocean Road is loooong but the waves are massive and I did splashing without a care in the world for sharks.
• There are too many flies.
• The australian verion of "This Morning" is better than our version. Seriously.
• Singapore is HOT.
• All the hostels smell the same.
• My feet are raw from burnage.
• I had reflexology and it hurt.
• Koalas are well moody.

More detail tomorrow. BYE! You're all asleep now and I'm typing! hahah! I'm typing and you're all asleep. If you're in England, you're all asleep.