Wednesday, 9 December 2009

And through a fractal on a breaking wall, I see you my friend.... and touch your face again.

SO! I can't believe how quickly this year's gone, or that it's Christmas already. I'm sure I'm not the first person to say that but at least I didn't say Crimbo. (As I've previously mentioned in other blogs around this time of year I HATE people who say Crimbo. UGH. I just got a watery mouth.)

Talking of watery mouths I was sick all day on Saturday. It was rotten and my boyfriend came over from work just in time to witness me retching down the loo. NOICE. He still seems to love me but any air of mystique I once possessed has now disappeared.

We've been having fun lately, doing couple things but I have to say that when I was single and used to see couples together I would think, SMUG bastards. I thought that once I joined in with these couples myself, I'd find out that they weren't smug, but merely happy and in love. BUT, It turns out that some couples are smug! They aren't really happy, its all a sham to make singles feel like shit. Don't believe the hype. One couple I take great delight in hanging with and who aren't smug are Jack and Louise. They're a fun couple. The other day me and my boy went round there for some dinner and afterwards instead of sitting around putting the world to rights we moved the table out of the way and had a disco. Happy days. HI JACK! He loves this blog, he's my biggest fan aren't you Jack. Yeah so anyway as far as me and the boy go though all is very well. The only problems we've experienced since embarking on this ride of love is nasty females who have been GOSSIPING about us because their lives are too boring for them to partake in. After much discussion we have decided that this is amusing.

Now then, onto other news. I'm still having issues with benefits, honestly I despair. I hate watching Jeremy Kyle now because instead of making me feel better it makes me feel worse. Those SMUG guests all on benefit, all getting their ya I still haven't had a penny. The other day when I went to sign on they made me wait outside because I was early and to my right were these two severe chavvy girls listening to their mobile music and to my left was a scruffy alcoholic, drinking (actual) Super Tennants. I looked up to the sky and said to myself "Is this all there is...." (apparently so.)

OMG we went to see Paranormal Activity the other day. For those of you who don't know what this is, it's a film. A scary scary film. You have got to go and see it if you haven't already, it's not gory it's just proper shit you up stuff. I will not be sleeping with my foot out of the bed from now on. Go see.

So unlike previous December's I'm not going out getting mashed for Christmas cheer, owing to having no money. Gone are the days where I would roll around on the floor with a kebab in hand, gone are the days when I get chucked out of Charing Cross, gone are the days when the police were called because I was pissing in Price Water Cooper's (or whatever they were called) grounds. HAPPY, HAPPY DAYS.

I'm hardly drinking much at all these days, although I was pretty mashed at ten pin bowling on friday. I actually did that (comical) accidental throwing of the ball behind me when I went up to bowl. I also set off the alarm in the alley by trying to leave via the fire exit. Great days. I was in bed by 9:15pm. Also last night I went out for my mate Karen's 30th and we ended up in McDonalds troughing the entire contents of the place. My mate actually had, 1 beefburger, 2 cheeseburgers, nuggats, cheese nuggats and chips. Although she informed me that she shared the chicken with fellow commuters on the train home. Good old fast food. I remember waking up a couple of years ago with a complaints form in my handbag from when I'd been drunkenly outraged the night before because Burger King didn't have any burgers left, only whoppas. God how embarrassing, I actually kicked off in Burger King, Euston. Over a burger. What a jabba.

Right I'm starving, I'm off to fill my face.

Until next time.